“Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses. That definitely wouldn’t have enhanced my eyesight.” — Phil Lester. Sometimes you just need to smash a plate. Maybe it’s when your hands are full and the front door is locked. Definitely it’s when that scene is playing out after working a… Read more

“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost. I got a new job at a warehouse, just for the month of December to make a little extra cash. I was really anxious to start. I have my set routine that… Read more

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” — Laurence J. Peter. Unpopular opinion, but I really dislike holidays. Don’t get me wrong, not “the holidays,” just “holidays” themselves. The mutual time off that friends and family have around Thanksgiving and… Read more